Tuesday, March 30, 2010

SODOMITE SNACK CAKE '10


Okay seriously, are all snack cakes gay? I was on the internets the other day looking for images and I found this yummy if not flaming layout. I don’t remember snacks cakes being so swishy. Like they would get their delicious little cream-filled heads bashed in if they walked through the corn chips turf in the vending machine. So on the left there’s “The Captain” a dark, fudgy daddy in uniform. Then there’s Twinkie the Kid, I love the hearts on his scarf very broke back."I wish I could quit you!" Next is what it would look like if a chocolate roll was “rolling” during a Peter Pan Themed Atlantis cruise T-dance. His bags have “water” bottles and tiny little glow sticks in them. On the right is apparently an Oscar Wilde cream pie. Yummy, and sharp witticisms on every bag. You didn’t hear this from me but Chocolate Roll is a huge druggie bottom. Just so ya know.

5 comments:

Dead Robot said...

Christ. You're right!

I guess that means the Quebecois version of cake representatives, the The Vachon chef is actually straight. He's sniffing his two in the pink, one in the stink fingers.

Wonder Man said...

I can see the gayness

SharkBoy said...

The Village People of the bakery world

Michael Rivers said...

I'll never eat a Twinkie in the same way again.

cb said...

Dude. They're all cream filled. YOU do the math.