Friday, March 20, 2009

CRAIG'S LOVE

More from your friendly Craigslist M4M missed connections site:

Golden Corral manager, Thornton, tonight - m4m

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Date: 2009-03-14, 8:17PM MDT

You are tall and broad and beautiful. You were wearing all black. I kept making jokes to you about eating too much, and exploding, etc... Right as I was leaving, I went up to you and told you that I was wearing the menu. You smiled and told me to have a good night. You are just about the cutest, cuddliest-looking guy around. I wanted so much to talk to you more, and to get to know you. I don't know if you are into guys, but I think you are wonderful.

When I want a man, I often smear the contents of a buffet over my body. If you don't find love over the sneeze guard, try your local thrift store:

Arc Thrift Store today, on Broadway - m4m - 52 (Denver)

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Date: 2009-03-14, 5:15PM MDT
We made eye contact, you smiled at me, near the Jeans aisle. I made some jokes about finding the right size, and buying torn-up merchandise, as long as it was on sale. You said at least it passed the time. You had dark hair, facial hair, a gray pullover shirt, sunglasses on top of your head while you shopped, and you were with one or two females. I kept staring at you. You really are so incredibly beautiful and sweet-looking. I wish I could have talked to you some more. No idea if you are gay or not, but I sure would like to find out. I have silver hair, and was wearing a gray t-shirt, and had shorts on.

"I kept staring at you." is a metaphor or code word. this means I'll be smearing my week old semen on to your Honda's door handle anytime now. Then there's the old deductions move:



To The Guy Who Helped Me With My Taxes on 2/28 - m4m - 26
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Date: 2009-03-14, 1:59AM MDT
It was the last Saturday that they were doing the free tax helping there. I had walked away from you right when you pulled my folder to be done.

Your initials are "BK." And no I didn't make that joke.

I really couldn't stop looking at you that day and still can stop thinking about you. Your eyes and smile. You're quite a handsome man. I really liked your hair color.

I had made a few comments about being impressed with the system you were using and how simple it was to do my taxes.

I'd love to see you again for something a bit more personal, if you're up for it.

Want to exchange pictures soon so you know who I am, in case you don't remember?


Oh, he remembers you. He has your tax information. Do you really want to date a guy who already knows you make 30,000 a year?

1 comment:

Michael said...

I lurv Craigslist 'Missed Connections'