Thursday, March 19, 2009

FEED ME

The entire day yesterday, I ate a small bowl of oatmeal, three cups of ground turkey, 4 pieces of facon (that’s turkey painted red to look like bacon) two apples, and for dinner two veggie burgers. And before you ask, no buns or ketchup just the puck like burgers, puck like because I over nuked them.

This morning I'm convinced that my iPhone weighs ten pounds. Does your iPhone seem heavy to you? Please say yes. I stepped on the scale and had an extra ten pounds show up. Is my Pod buddy weighing me down?

1 comment:

Dead Robot said...

Hey it might be those chunky shants you wear all over town.