NOW MORE THAN EVER

If I have to hear this phrase one more time I’m climbing up the bell tower with a high powered rifle.

Now more than ever
You need a live ferret in your pants.
Now more than ever
Put Crispy Cream doughnuts on the cat.
Now more than ever
Bareback.

So why is the current economic climate a time to scare people into buying stuff? And, why are they using a Richard Nixon campaign slogan? Okay, yes I know the answer to the first question. And sorry, you'd have to be a HUGE nerd to understand the second question. But, do commercials need to use a deep baritone voice over to make you think that your 401K has tanked so now you deserve pizza.

Now more than ever,
I need a hand job. Well, whatever works.

On a related note, last night Fuzz and I got a little Bam-chike-bawm-bam on the Super-squishy-elle-shaped sofa of love. When we were done and catching our breath, Fuzz’s first words were, not “you’re amazing” it was “what do you want for dinner?”

"Now more than ever I need a towel." I calmly responded.