Monday, December 1, 2008

MY CHRISTMAS SWEATER

I don’t really talk about it in my Blog, for obvious reasons. But, my right arm is two feet longer than my left. Please don’t judge. So, being built like a sideshow freak can sometimes makes it hard to find quality cashmere sweaters. On the big shopping day last Friday I was excited to find a new store at the mall. Freaks “R” us. Finally I can find high quality, low priced fine cashmere.

Now I can go to the fabulous Christmas parties and fit in with the rest of the gays. I’m giggly inside just thinking about it. I picked out a fine grey V-neck I found a mannequin wearing. I took a picture to share with you.



I’m going to be the sharpest looking gay at the Christmas brunch.

2 comments:

Dead Robot said...

I know porno sites that would recruit you in a second.

I have one arm 1/2 inch longer than the other. Both my arms are 1/4 inch longer than average. My last tailor called me a Spider Monkey.

Kezza said...

You hide your disfigurement so well, anyone would think you were just a normal person! I think you'll be the envy of all the freaks in that sharp outfit!