Tuesday, December 30, 2008

PAPI

Okay, so as you know I’m a big fan of Big Muscle and Big Muscle Bear.com. Web sites devoted to gay muscle and fur. Mostly these are used as hook up sites. Me, it’s free porn…...and giggling at the dated d├ęcor behind them, but that’s a different story.
I’ve also found it a great way to keep in touch with some buddies around the globe. My profile pictures(by the way) are pretty bad and apparently dated; I take a very bad picture. And by that I mean holding the IPhone up to the bathroom mirror.

How come most guys look hot doing this but I always end up looking like Marian the Librarian in a tight T?

Today I got a hit I’d like to share with you. Now, it’s clear that English is not his first language and I by no means fault him for this. I don’t have a grasp of the language so why would I ask anyone else. He was pretty hot and then I read:

“damn papi love ur looks seems that u were leanner and more cut before / same here i was super cut butnow im an ex jock i think u are super hot love ur thick body”

Did he just call me fat?

Now clearly el hermoso nino wants to ride on papi, but seriously. I was lean and more cut? What an opener. I guess this goes back to me turning Thirty-seven in January, I think I need to work on transitioning to the Papi stage of my life. Embracing the Daddyness of gaydom, the silvered hair, furry chest, and muscle bear stage. But more cut?

I….I….I’m going to the gym.

3 comments:

Dead Robot said...

If you want to satiate your need for dreadful decor in armature porn, go to luriddigs.com. Always a fun read, but not safe for work, ok?

Funny, my BMB profile asks "Why do all the hot guys have pictures of themselves with a cell phone in a bathroom mirror? Don't they have hot friends who can help them out?"

Kelly said...

I like BMB, but I get better replies on Bear411... not that Jeff and I would ever consider a third or fourth person...ummm...

Anonymous said...

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