Monday, September 22, 2008

Equus, A love story

Equus opens this week on Broadway, staring Daniel Radcliffe. This is a love story that I’m sure all of Harry Potter fans will be rushing to see. The hype about seeing Daniel’s full frontal nakedness will push those die-hard fans to see this tearjerker again and again. Soon you’ll see conventions of fans running around naked sodomizing and then flagellating in front of horses. Won’t that be fun? A fad will soon swarm the nation of gouging out horses eyes after worshiping them as gods.

As you know Equus is about a well-adjusted boy who makes up a religion based around his sexual attraction to horses due to his freak ass parents. Who, in the end have to pay the huge psychology bill to treat their son’s pathological religious/sexual fascination with horses.

Since this will soon be a fashion trend to hit America let’s jump on it and be among the first. So, today I’m sporting a lovely but understated flogger on my left shoulder, horse blood all over my pasty and yet sinewy British naked body and Pumas. Well, I want to be comfortable. Well I’m off to work, send me pictures of y’all when you get into the new trend.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

and no NSFW warning???? you really want BFF-F to get in trouble???......
cn

Bigg said...

I was really skeptical about Equus until I saw that picture of Daniel Radcliffe - now I just wish I could get out and see it.

Kezza said...

I dunno about this whole thing, I think it's just trading off Radcliffe's name, which is fine, and after seeing his "tear jerker" I could probably handle it even if he is a pasty white pom.

I'm not the trendiest younf thing out there though, so I'll let everyone else jump on board the naked horse worship first and maybe after a couple of years, just as it's starting to fade off I might give it a shot.

Of course, if it involves a riding crop...

Anonymous said...

You do know the photo is a fake, right?

StevieB said...

Well... If ya get the drift of the post I really don't care if it's fake or not.

TankMontreal said...

no way does Radcliffe have drumsticks like those