Monday, August 17, 2009

STEVIEB'S FISH STORY

On Friday night Fuzzy, the other half wanted to treat me to a nice steak dinner. We went to one of those old style steak houses, the type that has the deep red carpeting and cattle themed wallpaper. They start off by bringing a silver tray of sliced radishes and other un-edible veggies sitting upon a bed of ice. Very fancy.

This particular restaurant decorated its dining room in 1989 and decided since cork walls and Boston ferns were decorating perfection there really was no place to go from there. Except for the fish tanks, dozens of fish tanks. That, or Fuzz had asked for the Tank Room. As we settled into our cheese and Broccoli soup I started to be distracted. Here, Fuzzy was taking about his week and all I could see is dozens of fish swimming around his head. Swimming and defecating. Who knew fish made evil so much. I didn’t, that’s for sure. Over the next two hours I realized that fish are creepy little buggers that swim in their own defecation. That and I’m never going into the ocean again.

As you know, I have a Calvin Klein underwear fetish. My entire adult life these were the only skivvies I’d wear. I’ve also have quite an attraction to them. That bit you get to see over jeans would send me off. Well, this was getting more and more difficult as my favorite style of Calvins stopped being carried at Macy’s. On Sunday, I found myself once again trying to get “attached” the new style of Calvins. I have one rule in life: Men should NEVER buy underwear on hangers! Just nicely lined up manly boxes. Hangers are what bras come on. Well, with the sexual tension and the “no hanger policy, I walked out with several new pairs of 2x ist brand underwear.What do think?



They are super comfortable, and maybe the first pair of underwear that actually has room for all my junk. I think it’s important to broaden your horizons. Included in my fetishes and shopping list was Pumas, which I also got:


Fuzz bought them for me, because when I went running on Sunday morning my old pair gave me blisters. Talk about one contented StevieB.

7 comments:

Wonder Man said...

nice underwear and shoes too

Kelly said...

I have the underwear fetish thing too... though I hate wearing it, i love seeing and buying it...

The Mutant said...

I don't think I have the same classy standards when it comes to underwear as you.

I'm all for nice knickers on a man, but perdonally I baulk at paying $80 for CK or Mossimo, both of which drive me while. I don't like the 2xist logo or branding, so that's totally out for me.

Guess I'll just stick to my lowly Bonds, Davenport, Playboy and Oroton. Hey, at least it's better than 'seven days in Rio'.

Turtlelove 181 said...

Score!!! on both. They look great.

bigislandjeepguy said...

i would think, in order for us to make a really fair judgment (and i am just sayin' is all), that we would need photographic proof of you in only the underwear wearing the pumas. it is all very scientific.

Anonymous said...

Humm, I still need more photos to make a decision.

Matt said...

I agree with anonymous. More pics please!!!