Friday, August 1, 2008


I just warning you! If I have to see one more political commercial I’m heading up to the bell tower with a high powered rifle. Picture this, It’s 6AM this morning I’ve got coffee, a bowl of Captain Crunch . The Shar-pei and I are hanging out on the couch, we’re waking up by watching the morning news. Upon a commercial break EVERY commercial was political in nature. I don’t need politicians in my Captain Crunch, it’s fake enough on its own.
It’s only July and I think the only way I’m going to make it to November is with the DVR. That and “interest groups” very rarely buy air time during The Venture Brothers.
But that’s not the point!
This may have something to do with the Democratic convention getting ready to come to Denver. Three days of Democrats in Denver. Thousands of “protesters” are going to converge on downtown Denver August 25th-28th. And I have to ask why are they protesting Democrats? I thought that Bushies were the ones that started a useless unnecessary war just to appease their father?
I can see the protesters now. “Stop the healthcare reform now!” “More money to big corporate oil!”
See what happens when you mess with Stevie’s Captain Crunch. He gets all grandstandie. I have to keep reminding myself, WWCCD?
What would Captain Crunch do?

1 comment:

erik said...

Captain Crunch would wisely skipper tours to Crunchberry Island rather than run for public office.